It’s the end of the world as we know  it…and I feel fine. Yes folks welcome to judgement day. If you beleive in Jebus you will be whisked up to heaven, but if not you will be forced to spend 153 days of death and horror on earth with me before the world ends on 21st October.

Weirdly this is going to happen at 6pm (yes if you are one of the ones to go to heaven you will miss Britain’s got talent)  wherever you are in the world as religious nuts don’t believe in anything as ridiculous as science and time zones.